Cash In, Real Literary-Like

Cha-ching, babies. Cha-ching!

Victorian-Age authors had nothing to gain,
it seemed, from getting their masterpieces published – save for recognition,
perhaps. Classics that would endure for ages usually came without hefty advances
or staggering royalties, at least for the author if not for the estate he left

That was the age of the classics, though; when words on the page
meant more than the pocketbook. We understand that literary greats such as
Herman Melville, Henry James, Harriet Beecher Stowe, Jules Verne, and even James
Joyce had their bouts with poverty even after their works were sold. Later,
after these immortals shuffled off this mortal coil, some savvy financial
investor bought up the rights from authors’ heirs and made a killing (right,
Saul Zaentz, formerly snapping up Tolkien Enterprises?), sniffing out a
money-maker in the new Age of Green. And when I say “Green,” folks, I don’t mean
our pipedream of an eco-friendly society.

The first actual blockbuster,
in my most humble opinion, was Peter Benchley’s Jaws.
During the late 60’s through the 70s, there were other great bestsellers raking
in the dough, heralding the new voice of literary reason: CASH FOR THE WRITTEN
WORD. Heck, just look at Arthur Hailey, Jacqueline
(whose pseudonym is actually a conglomeration of industry
professionals), Sydney Sheldon, and James A. Michener
(well, at least Michener won the Pulitzer). These were not authors;
they were institutions. Corporations. Somewhere between the first sentences of
their novels and where some publishing house accounting department cut a
whopping advance check, the novel ceased to be anything truly literary. At
least, not in the intention of just being literary; the novel had somehow become
a gadget – a product of industry – made to be sold en masse and distributed for
the whim of the self-absorbed, buying public.

Nowadays, there is an
esoteric roulette wheel that doles out hefty advances to novels. There doesn’t
seem to be any sanity to the method. In my previous post, I described how one
librarian gained a HUGE advance for the story about a homeless cat. The roulette
wheel is obviously in Las Vegas, spun by Sinatra’s Lady Luck. It appears that,
through some whim of the Gods, a small white ball plinks and plunks to fall on
any author’s number, garnering her a high six-figures. One such lucky first-time
author was Steve Alten, author of the shark novel,
MEG. At one time facing unemployment and a family to feed, he was
granted seven-figures in a bidding war supported by his then agent, Ken
of AEI.

Now, don’t get me wrong, children. I mean, if I
had that lucky number, I’d forget too why I began writing at the tender age of
seven, and shout out “BITCH, the bacon’s done come home!” Yet, even now, though
I work for a meager salary, and still search for my first book deal for ANY
amount of advance, I chafe when I realize that authors such as Janet
, author of the Stephanie Plum novels, and the immortal
Stephen King throw their respective publishers against the wall
and demand millions and zillions of dollars to continue producing their literary
works for their imprints. This has nothing to do with an advance one gains for
presenting a new work – no! This is the age of the corporation and,
therefore, when these authors demand money, it’s to keep them tethered to a
contract for POSSIBLE future bestsellers and works that may or may not arrive.
We’re all mortal, are we not?

But are these contemporary authors worth
it? Are they worth the hype and the cash? They do have one helluva fanbase,
certainly. Yet, while Ms. Evanovich demands a staggering $50m from St. Martin’s
Press to stay put, Mr. King only tried to extort $18m from Viking. They turned
him down; you’d think that Ms. Evanovich would see what was headed her way when
she held a gun on her own publisher.

So, have we become more cash than
substance these days? In the world of literary lawyers and contracts and
channels of misdirected cash, I wonder …

… I wonder what Herman Melville
would’ve done with $50 million.


About mciddangelo

"I write because I believe in literature; I believe that the art of words is louder than sound, more colorful than paintings. My novels are written not because of the pursuit of money or even success, but in the FAITH that they exalt our experiences; that not only do they give us enjoyment to read them, but they are meant to open worlds that a reader may not ever imagine." M Cid D'Angelo is published in Aiofe's Kiss, Calliope, Eureka Literary Magazine, Third Wednesday, Midway Journal, and many others. He is the author of Dead Reckoning (J Ellington Ashton Press, 2015), available on Amazon in paperback and Kindle versions.
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